In September of 2005, the Author Rob wrote a long post in his predecessor Blog. The title of the post was "Happy Pirate's Day from North Korea." It was written on September 19, Talk Like a Pirate Day.
North Korea is a recurring and long metastasizing world threat. It was thought in 1990 that it would go away with the rest of the Communist world. It didn't. There were several junctures where an "acceptable" accommodation could have been made with the hermit regime. They were might have held, they might not. But in any event, they were missed.
TIME AND OPPORTUNITY ARE RUNNING OUT. WITH NO COOLER HEADS...
The common American dismissal of adversaries or cultures they do not see a vassal states, is "those people over there are crazy." During Desert Storm One, the Author Rob often heard the statement "those people over there (Arabs) are crazy. Let's let them kill each other off." These statements were from college educated individuals. So much for college.
FAST A LITTLE FORWARD
On 9-11, the TVs were playing at work. Early into the attack, the Author Rob was reminded by a co-worker that "those people over there are all a little crazy." No, they are not. The terrorists conduct, however homicidal and small-scale suicidal, was "rationale" based upon their situation and their world view. They must be dealt with on that basis. We must know what they will respond to, and what they will not respond to. I give the UK, France, and Israel great credit for engaging them without naive posturing. Postponing the pain with the "they're crazy" refrain will make the fix harder and deadlier.
The only refrain that sounds worse is "they hate us for our freedom." The 9-11 terrorists could give a rat's gonad less about "our freedom." That is just more pablum to avoid addressing the matters head one rather that showing hours of grainy gun and bomb camera footage.
FAST MORE FORWARD
So guess what the Author Rob is hearing? "That guy over there is crazy." Some people, but not many, can even correctly recount their leader's name, Kim Jong-Un.
The North Korean leadership is not crazy. They have held their hell-hole together for more than seventy years. It was widely believed that North Korea would fail when Communism fell in the early 1990s. It didn't. And each president has made some effort to deal with the regime. Bill Clinton had the most success. His deal(1) keep North Korea non-nuclear weaponized. Each subsequent president has done less. Bush made a good start but dropped the ball when he stumbled into the Iraq misadventure. Obama's focus was domestic and more opportunities were lost. Failure to address the issues with North Korea is a bipartisan issue.
NOW AN EMPTY HEAD IS RATTLING (LIKE A BABY'S RATTLE) THE SABRES
Here is the Author Rob's post from 2005. It is long but is a tale of the lost:
On September 15th, the Author saw an amazing documentary about North
Korea at his favorite theatre, the Guild Cinema in Albuquerque. And
yesterday it was announced that the six-nation talks had produced a
tentative agreement for North Korea to drop its nuclear weapons program
in exchange for nuclear assistance, other aid, and what sounds like a
non-aggression pact to be executed between the US and North Korea.
author is not naive about the possibility of North Korea sabotaging
this agreement, or the lesser possibility of the hard-line
Neo-Conservatives in the US sinking the nascent entente. The North
Koreans are consummate deceivers, vacillators and manipulators. But this
might be the breakthrough that has eluded the parties since 1994. And
if the agreement comes to fruition, it will be the most important
diplomatic event to date in this early century. It would signal the end
of The Cold War and would resolve the final issue that remains from
World War II. Big Stuff. Important Stuff.
So what does this have
to do with Economics? Much. North Korea is the last Communist State on
earth. It is a living fossil, like the coelacanth or the gingko tree. It
has outlived Stalin, Mao, the Berlin Wall, Marshal Tito, Leonid
Brezhnev’s eyebrows and Fearless Leader, the scar-faced potentate of
Pottsylvania. Despite all that was and is wrong with communism, North Korea still trundles along in the Land of the Morning Calm.
Deprivation amid Technicolor Displays
film the author saw was entitled “State of Mind”. The BBC produced it
in 2003 and the documentarians had extraordinary access to this
xenophobic country to produce a story about the Mass Games. The Mass
Games are a periodic gymnastic showcase to celebrate North Korean
events, such as the birthday of President Forever Kim Il Sung or the
peasants exceeding their cabbage-growing quotas.
storyline follows the preparation of two 12-year old girls who will
participate as gymnasts in the Mass Games. The Mass Games are indeed
impressive. They make the Superbowl Halftime extravaganza look like a
first-grade pageant. North Korean “guides” constantly escorted the
filmmakers, but none of the documentary was censored. There were several
reasons nothing was censored, but two stand out. The filmmakers did not
need to ask probing political questions. The poverty, the totalitarian
nature of the state, the comical propaganda recited all showcased the
degraded conditions of the marginally operating state. Food is rationed.
Power outages occurred daily. The buildings are old and decaying. The
massive boulevards are crumbling and bereft of traffic. It looks worse
than Albania circa 1965.
Secondly, the North Koreans are
genuinely proud of these Mass Games. They wanted this story told. The
games showcase, in the minds of North Koreans, the resilience and
strengths of the country. The skills and discipline of the participants
are amply evident. But the show backstage is far different. The director
of the games has only rotary dial phones. And the images of the prior
Mass Games were filmed in Technicolor, a film process that has been
obsolete since the time of the Korean War. The Author, an assiduous
student of film minutiae and obscurities found the use of Technicolor
quaint and fun.
within all of this state domination, children worked several hours per
day, in addition to their schoolwork and homework, to compete in the
games. People go to work and about their lives. They walk in the park on
Sunday. And underneath all of the pretense, poverty and some
unintentional parody, there is a pride and work ethic that may explain
how this pariah nation keeps going amid sacrifice, suffering, and
North Koreans Would Not Greet “Liberators” with Street Dancing and Flowers
like Vietnam, has a history of foreign invasion met with fierce
resistance. North Koreans believe that they stood up to, and repelled,
U.S. forces in the Korean War. They did, but with the help of a few
million Chinese soldiers. The “victory” they won in 1953 when the Korean
conflict ended still defines the country. And in fact, the Mass Games
that were the subject of the movie were held to celebrate the 50th
anniversary(in 2003) of the North Korean “victory”. This “victory” is
manifested in “juche”, which roughly translates to “self-reliance”.
on the Korean peninsula would be a very barbarous affair. It is
estimated that there would be one million casualties within the first 24
hours of peninsular war. Seoul, the capital of South Korea, is within
artillery range of the border with North Korea. Except in tactical
Pentagon plans and in the vituperative and vacuous minds of a few
American chickenhawks, a second peninsular Korean war is unthinkable.
Millions of Koreans and tens of thousands of American GIs would die.
Korean terrain makes most of the country a huge killing zone. Mortars
are already dialed in and fields of fire plotted.
economics. Just as market forces have unleashed reform and emergent
prosperity in Russia, Eastern Europe and China, North Korea could one
day become a prosperous and democratic nation. The work ethic of its
people is strong and the success in South Korea would appear to be
Can Bush go to “China”? With the Domestic Side not Looking So Good Right Now, Bush Could use the Frequent-Flier Miles.
the Clinton Administration was negotiating with North Korea in 1994, it
had two problems. One domestic, one intelligence-related. Pressure from
the Republican Right prevented him from offering the Koreans what they
really want. A non-aggression pact with the US that recognizes its
independence and puts some ink on the end of the Korean conflict. Both
political parties and most of the western intelligence world shared the
other problem. It was generally believed that North Korea would go the
way of every other communist nation and collapse. In that sense,
whatever deal was made with North Korea was deemed at the time to be
irrelevant. In a year or two there would be no communist Korean
government to deal with.
The US and its Asian Allies must resign
themselves to the fact that North Korea will not fall of its own weight
and will become a nuclear power if nothing changes. If an enforceable
and verifiable deal can be put in place, it would be a monumental move.
Continued stalemate will allow the North Koreans to develop, or
increase, their nuclear arsenal.
And miscalculation leading to a shooting war is always a possibility in
the tense standoff that currently exists between North and South.
is on the wind. These winds can either steer our ships of state on a
safer course or blow us further into uncharted and dangerous waters.
Pottsylvania is the fictional US adversary in the Bullwinkle and Rocky
cartoon show of the 1960s. The cartoon was a cold war satire and a darn
good one. Fearless Leader commanded Boris and Natasha in their
ever-failing efforts to bring down our heroes, Bullwinkle J. Moose and
Rocket J. Squirrel. Pottsylvania appeared to be a place not unlike a
seedy beer hall undergoing a perpetual –putsch.
The Author is of course being smarmy. Westerners should be suspicious
of the degree of Korean loyalty to their leaders. But we must not
completely discount it. Kim Il Sung has been proclaimed “President
Forever,” and his son, the puffy Kim Jong Il the “Great General”. The
author has heard the level of cult worship of Kim I and II as something
akin to the Christian Trinity. Kim Il Sung is “the father”, Kim Jong Il
is “the son”, and juche, the doctrine of self-reliance, is “the holy
Some of the scenes from the prior Mass Games were of fireworks.
Technicolor produces “hot” tones of red, and vibrant golds and silvers.
They looked good on screen.
There is some question whether North Korea has weaponized its nuclear
capacities, or if it is still in the process of weaponizing their
nuclear materials. Regardless, without massive incentives, it will be a
1. Clinton may have missed a clear opportunity to change the relationship in his presidency. Clinton later went to North Korea in 2009. http://www.eastwestcenter.org/news-center/east-west-wire/bill-clinton-in-north-korea-winners-and-losers And like nearly all former American political leaders, they sound rationale, sensical and reasonable after they leave office. He said in the early 2000s that the US should just bite the bullet and sign a non-aggression agreement with North Korea in return for aid and the dismantling of the-then nascent nuclear weapons program. Sure the North Koreans would try to cheat on their promises. But such agreements, even with nations like Iran, Russia, and North Korea, have, like options, "time value." You buy time, allowing for things to change that may better your position. But American have a one news cycle memory and a view of the future that changes faster than the TV remote control.
KOREA IS FAR AFIELD FROM THE DESERT OF THE REAL.